Sex on the Beach in a Pitcher, Ryan Sibley.
Ingredients: Orange vodka (or tequila), pineapple juice, peach schnapps, triple sec, cranberry juice, ginger ale. Figure out quantities for yourself.
S-show 2012, a Spotify playlist, Ryan Sibley with Justin Rood. Our contribution to society.
1914 Beenie Weenie, Justin Rood with Ryan Sibley.
Ingredients: Four cans pork and beans; two packages hot dogs, sliced into thin discs; one package bacon; chopped onion; A1 (spicy) sauce; ketchup; mustard.
1. Empty pork and beans from cans into slow cooker.
2. In a skillet, fry up the bacon; remove from pan, break into pieces.
3. Sautee onion in bacon grease. Remove and set aside with bacon bits.
4. Fry hot dog pieces in bacon grease. Combine fried hot dog, leftover grease, bacon, onions into slow cooker with pork and beans.
5. Season with A1, ketchup, mustard to taste. Optional: brown sugar.
Beer: Stroh’s, National Bohemian, Miller Lite
Thanks, all. Until next year, or your probation officer says it’s okay.
The tag applied to the side of my house last night
The Cookies (in order of appearance)
Ingredients: mulling spices, orange, lemon, sugar, water, seltzer or club soda, sparkling cider, cranberry juice, spiced rum.
1. In a saucepan, combine one package of mulling spices with the peels of one orange and one lemon, two cups of water, one cup of sugar. Simmer 20 minutes or so. Strain liquid, let cool. (This is “the good stuff.”)
2. To make the punch, mix one cup of “the good stuff” with one liter of seltzer or club soda; one bottle of sparkling apple cider; one bottle of cranberry or cranapple juice; and as much spiced rum as you like.
New java joint for 14th - Peregrine Coffee is slated to open next to Cork restaurant, just north of R St, reports Prince of Petworth. Yet another cafe with no apparent plans to sell coffee thru a take-out window or outside stall, leaving uncaffeinated dog walkers forsaken. :( (h/t PoP)
Coming soon to a former Polly’s near (on) U - a burger joint. That delivers! (h/t U Street Girl). No word on opening date. Looking forward to the cowboy theme, however — almost as good as having pirate bar in the neighborhood.
Mexican, Thai, Spanish and a mystery are on their way — and bocce’s here already.
Mexican - a 274-seat tacqueria is coming to 14th St. next to the Black Cat, in the space formerly occupied by Georgetown Refinishing. (Prince of Petworth)
Thai - a new Thai joint, Teak Wood, is coming to the 1300 block of 14th St., below P. (Borderstan)
Spanish - The new pintxos spot, Estadio, is slated to open in minutes. My tastebuds can’t wait. (Metrocurean)
Mystery - The former Garden District spot, once rumored to become a burger joint, then crepe place, then nothing, is seeing activity. A permit notice posted lists “BCI Food Services LLC” as the applicant. (PoP)
Bocce - Vinoteca now has a back patio, complete with bocce court. (The indomitable PoP)
It’s apparently a common claim that Washington, D.C. law forbids sexual intercourse in any position other than missionary. (For example; or here; or here.)
D.C. code is online, and some (take it from me) thorough searching could find no such law.
It did turn up some good material from the city’s obscenity statute, governing what can and can’t be produced, sold, marketed, or shown to minors. Its author started off with his tie a little loosened, but picks up steam:
(B) The term “nudity” includes the showing of the human male or female genitals, pubic area or buttocks with less than a full opaque covering, or the showing of the female breast with less than a full opaque covering of any portion thereof below the top of the nipple, or the depiction of covered male genitals in a discernibly turgid state.
(C) The term “sexual conduct” includes acts of sodomy, masturbation, homosexuality, sexual intercourse, or physical contact with a person’s clothed or unclothed genitals, pubic area, buttocks, or, if such person be a female, breast.
(D) The term “sexual excitement” includes the condition of human male or female genitals when in a state of sexual stimulation or arousal.
(E) The term “sado-masochistic abuse” includes flagellation or torture by or upon a person clad in undergarments or a mask or bizarre costume, or the condition of being fettered, bound, or otherwise physically restrained on the part of one so clothed.